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Take some of those rules and multiply them by 3. Great hilarious and true synopsis, Aaron! I think you should also make a list for those folks who may need a refresher on what to do once labor starts and after the baby or babies arrive, because that roller coaster is far from over!

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My husband really likes the couch. We even moved it up to our bedroom. On the good side she argues like crazy and loves to slewp out every little thing I do wrong.

How can I make her feel more comfortable? Just thank your lucky stars your wife is an outlier. You can do things and carry heavy things for her, if you casually get to them first.

Beware of the urge to feed pregnant women tons of junk food.

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The tiny bladder may veto all urges for a little while. Sometimes, the hormones will go crazy for 5 minutes, and you have to start NOW. Body parts that are growing a lot need to be touched differently.

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